Gossip Junction

First Job..

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:53:25 GMT

Posted in Spam
Author ^Andy^

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."

Name the song...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:29:07 GMT

Posted in Music Gossip
Author Hollanda

...and then do another one...simples When I call you at home and he answers the phone Or I get your machine and I don't hear me When I lie in my bed with the thoughts in my head When we danced and we sang and we laughed all night

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 10:58:35 GMT

Posted in Spam
Author Tricky

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' I am sure I have spoken to this person, or at least his brother The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel ... Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs." Room Service: "Ow ulai den?" Guest: ".....What??" Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud , pochd?" Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..Scrambled, please." Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?" Guest: "Crisp will be fine." Room Service: "Hokay. Ansahn toes?" Guest: "What?" Room Service: "An toes. ulaisahn toes?" Guest: "I.... Don't think so.." RoomService: "No?Udo wan sahn toes???" Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means." RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...WhyUoo donwan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?" Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RoomService: "We botter?" Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side." RoomService: "Wad?!?" Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side." RoomService: "Copy?" Guest: "Excuse me?" RoomService: "Copy...tea.. meel?" Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything." RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??" Guest: "Whatever you say." RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts." Guest: "You're welcome" Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......and you do, don't you?!!!

Hayleys amazing...

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:45:15 GMT

Posted in Technical Gossip
Author Hayley

new laptop that has not arrived yet but will post pictures soon as it does cause its purple and i am excited and this is kinda a pointless post for now ? sorry andy

Last night

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:15:23 GMT

Posted in Gossip Central
Author Hollanda

Last night I saw upon the stairs A little man, who wasn't there I saw that man again today Oh how I wish he'd go away.

How to Annoy People

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 12:20:54 GMT

Posted in Spam
Author Hollanda

Ask if they want to be poked with a spoon.

confused...............

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 20:41:11 GMT

Posted in Technical Gossip
Author ^Luce^

...........name is still green but can't see staff room?

Happy Valentines Day everyone

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 13:51:40 GMT

Posted in Gossip Central
Author ^Andy^

Hi EllieM..

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:40:06 GMT

Posted in Introductions
Author ^Andy^

.. and welcome to Gossip Junction

iPad

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:29:57 GMT

Posted in Technical Gossip
Author ^Andy^

Did you know...

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 09:12:12 GMT

Posted in Spam
Author ^Andy^

..it's only 326 days until Christmas!

Losing a friend..

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:42:16 GMT

Posted in Spam
Author ^Andy^

This is a very touching story about life, death and friends. It's certain to strum your heartstrings and touch your soul. I normally don't send out mushy messages like this, but this one below I couldn't help. ... I'm still choked up over it. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

am i the only one...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:02:38 GMT

Posted in Technical Gossip
Author Tigger

who thinks Andy deserves a medal for being the most patient unpayed IT helpdesk operative i know

PC error

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:27:10 GMT

Posted in Technical Gossip
Author Tricky

guy at work gets the error “\windows\system32\config\system file missing or corrupt”. on boot up, due to it being one of these pc's that comes without a OS CD and the PC is about 7 yrs old so he cant get one from the seller is there anything he can do, the pc is running XP

For us women, the gentler sex. ;op

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 15:36:03 GMT

Posted in Spam
Author Fig

Happy IVGLDSW Day! Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, totally worn out and screaming 'WOOO HOOOOO what a ride!' To the Girls !! Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. ~ Cora Harvey Armstrong ~ Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. ~ Unknown~ The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. ~ Helen Hayes (at 73)~ I refuse to think of them as chin hair. I think of them as stray eyebrows. ~ Janette Barber~ Old age ain't no place for sissies. ~Bette Davis~ Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. ~ Caryn Leschen ~ If you can't be a good example ~ then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. ~Catherine~ I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. ~Roseanne Barr~ Behind every successful man is a surprised woman ~Maryon Pearson~ Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. ~Eleanor Roosevelt~ When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over! Have a nice day.