Gossip Junction

Hi izzybusy

Fri, 09 May 2008 17:18:58 GMT

Posted in Introductions
Author ^Andy^

Welcome to Gossip Junction

Did the Aliens move in already?

Wed, 07 May 2008 17:23:16 GMT

Posted in Spam
Author Fig

Ok, i put cd 2 in the player and this is the information it brought up Only now has a Four Tops record come on - track 13 of first pic lol, having a second look its also track 13 of the second pic too.

No longer an United Kingdom?

Wed, 07 May 2008 13:48:09 GMT

Posted in Gossip Central
Author Reaper

This post has been deleted due to its mis-guiding link. As for the British Empire, unfortunately we lost it by giving it back to the peoples we robbed it from in the first place.

Let NASA send your name to the moon

Tue, 06 May 2008 15:29:01 GMT

Posted in Gossip Central
Author ^Andy^

Join NASA's return to the moon.. Sign up to send your name to the moon. Names will be collected and placed onboard the LRO spacecraft for its historic mission bringing NASA back to the moon. You will also receive a certificate showcasing your support of the mission. The deadline is June 27, 2008 for the submission of names. See http://lro.jhuapl.edu/NameToMoon/ to sign up.

Taking a women to bed...

Mon, 05 May 2008 04:28:51 GMT

Posted in Spam
Author Fig

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

Hi zadiemarie..

Sun, 04 May 2008 15:52:56 GMT

Posted in Introductions
Author ^Andy^

..and welcome to gossip junction

sooooo...............

Sun, 04 May 2008 12:58:17 GMT

Posted in Spam
Author ^Luce^

..........No jokes about star wars day today then <g>

Shower Time - ;o) giggle material.

Sat, 03 May 2008 20:31:08 GMT

Posted in Spam
Author Fig

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Take off clothes and place them sectioned in the laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition your hair with conditioner enhanced with grapefruit and mint. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with tile cleaner. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and the hand towel on head. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave in a pile on the floor. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Piddle. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time. Admire willy size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.

AVG wont be free after the end of the month

Thu, 01 May 2008 15:36:12 GMT

Posted in Technical Gossip
Author Tricky

it appears that AVG are dropping their free version, version 8 will cost £40

Happy Birthday Spikey

Thu, 01 May 2008 08:16:07 GMT

Posted in Spam
Author Tricky

have a great day

Happy Birthday BB

Thu, 01 May 2008 08:15:06 GMT

Posted in Spam
Author Tricky

have a great birthday and enjoy the hangover

Helloooooooooooo

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:31:02 GMT

Posted in Gossip Central
Author Dinky

Hiyaaaaaaaaaaa how is everyone

GTA:IV

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:02:07 GMT

Posted in Technical Gossip
Author Rob

First off... who's got it Secondly: What do you think of it? I got it last night, I played on it for a bit. I just thought I'd note a couple of things. The motion is a bit slow (slower than the previous GTAs) which is a bit poo and will take some getting used too. Also, the camera angle is a bit shit too, which will also take some getting used too. A good point... It's as funny as cheese when you dive out of the Helicoptor Over all, it seems alright. I think the GTA on 360 Live is brilliant.

Happy Birthday Hollanda

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:24:49 GMT

Posted in Spam
Author ^Andy^

So you are now dirty thirty huh? Happy Birthday Lisa

Men have better friends - it's official!

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:30:52 GMT

Posted in Spam
Author ^Andy^

Friendship between Women.. A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship between Men.. A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed that he was still there.