Last night

Hollanda · Joined: 06 Nov 2005 Posts: 1087 Location: My bedroom floor

Last night I saw upon the stairs
A little man, who wasn't there
I saw that man again today
Oh how I wish he'd go away.
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Not all that can be counted counts...not all that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

Tricky · Moderator Joined: 12 Nov 2005 Posts: 2807

one bright day
in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
back to back
they faced each other
drew their swords
and shot each other
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"Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed sheep."

Tigger · Moderator Joined: 13 Nov 2005 Posts: 5788

Ladles and Jellyspoons

i come before you
to stand behind you
to tell you something
i know nothing about

on thursday,
the day after friday
there will be a ladies meeting
for men only
in free admission
so pay at the door
we give you a seat
so sit on the floor

it doesnt matter where you sit
cause the boy in the gallery will surely spit
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Remember Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly,
Love with passion, Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything that made you smile
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Hollanda · Joined: 06 Nov 2005 Posts: 1087 Location: My bedroom floor

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
"I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil do I use,
2B or not 2B?"

SPIKE MILLIGAN
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Not all that can be counted counts...not all that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

Fig · Joined: 23 Nov 2005 Posts: 6005 Location: Up The Juntion

Don't look at me in that tone of voice, it smells a funny colour.
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Welcome to our family Lauren Amy.

f-teddie-bear · Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 9

Doctor White time plz?

Tampax 2

Durexpect me to believe that?

I Jonny well do

W**kyou

^Andy^ · Site Admin Joined: 01 Nov 2005 Posts: 12654

I Went To the Pictures Tomorrow,
I got a front seat at the back.
A lady gave me an orange,
I ate it , and gave it her back.
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